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I was walking home from the pub across the

  • I was walking home from the pub across the fields when I saw on the hill a bonfire with witches dancing. A very beautiful witch only wearing a cutty sark stopped to stare at me
  • I was amazed at first, but gradually felt funny. The bonefire seemed bigger and I even could feel the heat. The witch kept on starring at me while dancing. I was mesmerized. She
  • was dizzy. Together we were Hypnotic Vertigo. She played drums and I sang. I kept falling off the stage and kareening around while she kept a steady beat. The crazy thing was that
  • people actually listened to this faux-rock processed rubbish. Ah well, it's their lives I suppose.
  • He twisted the tips of his handlebar. "I knew about faux-rock even before it became big. We were being ironic and you fell for it!"
  • As he spoke, he felt boulder than ever before. In the past, people had taken him for granite, but now with his handlebar moustache & conglomerate personality, he could rock
  • the Quarry. He was prospecting for gems in the rough & stumbled on Petra. She had craggy features & a stony disposition but he was sure if he chipped away... He fondled his mustac
  • He and wondered about Petra. Was she just another golddigger? He would find out later, but we digress. It was only 3:00:37 am and tufted away was the rest of the day. Ladyfingers
  • we're strewn haphazardly all around the excavation site like mysiogonistic Drumpf sound bites. Petra lay unconscious beside her metal detector like a drunken millenia Bernboi. The
  • twindled direwarg bleeted incessantly, whispering its doom. Netherwords to all stepped on the site, tittering their feet on relics of olde. Petra came to, sickly and unaware birds
Started
2013-07-27 19:03:42
Finished
2016-08-09 15:28:51

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 09 2016 @ 21:48

    Either stupid autocorrect strikes again or it was because of my sausage like fat fingers but that should have read "were" and not "we're" in my fold.
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    LordVacuity Aug 09 2016 @ 21:53

    Guess I spelled misogynistic wrong as well. I fault some woman for that. PS: For the sarcasm challenged, that was a joke. PPS: I am not saying that is a joke for those who are sarcasm challenged but that the sarcasm challenged might not have realized that it was a joke.

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