It wasn't long after I took the dog for a

It wasn't long after I took the dog for a walk that everything started happening really fast. When the police arrived I

jumped in the closet and grabbed my gun. They busted in the door and before long they found my

rare stamp collection. I wouldn't let them take that without a fight. So, with gun in hand, I decided to

take them all on. With my ninja skills I worked them pretty over and headed home with my stamps.