Captain Haberdash sailed the seven seas (well,
- Captain Haberdash sailed the seven seas (well, technically, he only sailed six of them, but he just told people about the seventh, and he knew a guy who had seen it so really he
- might as well have been there. Apparently that seventh sea is salty and cold and dull, so why bother. Capt. Haberdash doesn't care what you think, anyway. He harrumphed beardedly.
- His beard shot out like a sail in a hurricane. There was a Sea Hag's Ghost trapped in Capt. Haberdash's beard. That's when his crew mutinied. They would not take orders until
- the Sea Hag was exercised from the captain's beard. The mutinous dogs hove to in Zanzibar & a passing wangateur rubbed monkey bone ash & whipped cream into the beard. A screech
- Heard for 199 miles followed and tuck's cove was no longer protected from the Sea Hag 's fury. In Zanzibar, the investigation went on four years, until the verdict was announced at
- Sinbad and Alladin's wedding. Meanwhile in the hollow earth, the first batch of Revenants were expected to Emerge from MOMMA Tank #¥0001-&. Many of the not ordinary "Dignataries"
- from the Ω007-% system served as the 1st meal after their reawakening.The dead far outnumber the living - Hathgor knew this so his odds were good.On Earth's surface Sinbad & Alladi
- -n tapped their curly-toed shoes impatiently, waiting if they would ever get a table at Denny's. It looked as if all the seats had been filled by zombies. "Well Aladdin," said Sinb
- -ad, "you really know how to throw a party. but if i don't get some pancakes anytime soon, I swear!" "I love you, Sinbad," Aladdin slurred. "Love you too bud," Sinbad said. Denny's
- lamp never did that when he rubbed it. He looked at Aladdin's genie with envy. "What's your secret?" Sinbad smiled. "Bring us pancakes, and we'll tell you everything." "Deal!"
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- 2012-05-08 00:26:32
- Finished
- 2017-08-02 18:47:14
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Touch Aug 03 2017 @ 08:14
This one made me laugh the whole way through.