Billy Fad was not the most popular guy in
- Billy Fad was not the most popular guy in town. But, he was well known for his cheesy pick up lines which he used daily. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cos you have a sweet ass."
- The woman, to his dismay, turned out to be diabetic. "How DARE you mock my condition," she gasped. Billy decided to find someone else to use a pickup line on, starting with
- that pretty girl. "Hey, if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one." "I'm a geometrician and I find that very offensive!" the random girl yelled as she kicked him in the
- fruits. Bent over and wheezing for breath he saw the pretty geometrician striding off. "Hold up.. " he managed, "I didn't mean it like that." She noticed he was bent over at exactl
- y 89°-what a feat!"How are you doing this?",she asked,sounding more impressed than she intended,"This?Oh,this is nothing.",he laughed,having regained his posture."I can bent even
- ly in both directions. He offered to show her but she politely declined, afraid of seeing him bend his body in an unnatural position while also feeling curious and disappointed in
- her own inflexibility. Her muscles and sinew were taut and unforgiving. She was as rigid as bamboo. He, on the other hand, had descended from a long lineage of contortionists
- so Pretzel Shaped Good Morning pose it was strewed across the bed, we're dreaming. There were moments when Straylight Run, had Extensialism on Prom Night.
- Upset at not having won Prom Queen she had dropped acid and fell into Albert Camus's The Myth of Sisyphus.
- He stared at the rock and then at mountain. This again. He rolled up his sleeves. “Welp, this won’t roll up itself.”
- Started
- 2016-04-25 07:55:19
- Finished
- 2025-08-07 07:44:19
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-_ScareCrow_- Aug 28 2025 @ 05:10
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-_ScareCrow_- Aug 28 2025 @ 05:10
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