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"Jip-jop, flip-flop." No one blinked. I said,

  • "Jip-jop, flip-flop." No one blinked. I said, "JIP_JOP, flip-FLOP!" I could feel them staring at me. The weight of a wall of eyes just staring at you, its very unnerving.
  • But I wasn't going to let the Emily Dickinson faction win the poetry slam. I stealed myself against the eyewall... walleye? "FLIP-flop. Janice JOPlin's eye's a poppin'..."
  • not STOPpin this rappin' conCOCtion: there's no antiTOXin OPtion for no Emily DICKinson capitaLISm poetry slam CITizen DISsin' me and my WORD about Janis Joplin undeTERRED
  • ." Suddenly, a van smashed through the rapper, sending his body parts though the air and smearing blood all over the pavement. The driver stopped, but only to clean up after.
  • There was a brief funeral service, but no-one really missed the passing of another third-rate YouTube rapper with 29 subs, most of them bought, who still lived with his mother.
  • "I will attend his funeral as long as Subways is catering." said a record exec. The ghost of the 3rd rate YouTube rapper pleaded, "Yo! Spirit pleaze! I can change y'all!"
  • What an Epic slip-up that was. With a mouthful of cold cuts, the record exec glared at the poorly rapping ghost. The spirit offender was escorted out and sent back to
  • gangsta hell. "We already have a Tupac Skaur Hologram, we don't need a Tupac Shakur ghost too!", the salami faced record exec bellowed down the hall after the ego-deflated spirit
  • of the original gangsta. "If Biggy gets this gig instead of me, I'm gonna mess that salami faced white fool's ass up in the underworld," Tupac thought to himself as drifted out the
  • conscious universe. Tupac began realizing the Truth. "Wait, WAIT!" he cried. "I'm not ready! I AM NOT READY TO GO! I gotta get back at Biggy!" "It's over," God said. "You're done."
Started
2012-03-07 17:40:13
Finished
2015-07-09 23:07:14

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