When I finished the horror story I wondered
- When I finished the horror story I wondered how the narrator could still write as the evil malevolent presence was slowly approaching from behin... (What's that noise?)
- is it... No, it can't be my tinnitus. The narrator sat examining the freshly painted wall and wondered what the strange noise he had heard was. He failed to turn and look behind hi
- s treadmill that doubled as his TV stand. That was unfortunate. Something lurked in the narrator's office. Something making a noise. That noise. He was not alone.
- A supporting character entered the scene. "Did you hear that?" "No, what?" "It stopped. Wait, just listen." They listened. No noise. "There was a noise. Something made it." "Well
- I surely hope so, especially considering --" The supporting character waited long noiseless moments before excusing himself. "You know, this was just a walk-on role." But a noise
- erupted from his pants. Definitely not noiseless."I'm getting into character," the actor explained. "for my Noises Off audition." It took extreme talent to be both silent & deadly.
- "I'm sorry," I said to the actor. "I don't even know what your name is? And I'm really sorry, but you don't look anything like your picture on the Match.com." The actor looked
- pleased with himself & saying "Tada!" ripped off his false moustache & leapt over the table into my lap. "I am a master of disguise & a man of mystery!" He shouted. "You can't act
- -ually see the real me, can ya? CAN YA?" I shoved his face into my huge bowl of pho soup, killing him instantly. Pfft. I unzipped my full body disguise to reveal my true identity:
- A six-and-three-quarters-tall axolotl. Sure, I look goofy, but I love my food in bowls to hell. Only food in bowls! Soups! Cereal! Cream-ice! I'm an axolotl and I like bowled food!
- Started
- 2013-04-11 22:22:48
- Finished
- 2014-07-18 16:39:22
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Zetawilk Jul 18 2014 @ 16:39
Another story goes to the amphibians.