Joe was hooked on Twitter from day one. It
- Joe was hooked on Twitter from day one. It wasn't until he started thinking all of his thoughts in under 140 characters that he began to see it as a problem.
- He knew where to get some support but on his way in he noticed a couple of disheveled looking men with red-stained lips laying in a pile of cellophane. Twizzlers Anonymous?!?! He
- lifted the gun and put it in his mouth. He pulled the trigger and instead of a band, a dark column of pot smoke entered his lungs, he needed the chronic
- lung disease that came from all that smoking.
- The coughing grated on my throat like fingernails on a chalkboard. The only things that relieved the pain were Oxycontin and more cigarettes, a combination that proved fatal when I
- jumped off a cliff with them. Luckily, Stacy removed the Oxycotin and cigarettes from my pocket, so as not to let them go to waste. Not-so-luckily, the combination proved fatal.
- An explosive fireball hurtled down towards us. We fell to narrowly escape the tremendous blast, but our bungee cords would only last so far. My stomach lurched as the bungee
- cord suddenly transformed into a gigantic, slimy tentacle. Panicking, I tried to remove it, only to have it wrap tightly around my body, burning through my clothes and sinking into
- numbing comfort of a cozy snuggie. The neurotoxins on the giant tentacle suckers caused a wonderful numbness which lessened my fear of the terrible kraken maw approaching.
- My professional pride was assuaged as I realized,giant squids don't have cnidocytes-I was in the deathly embrace of a giant hydra.I'd identified a new species.Darwin would be proud
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- 2011-02-25 17:34:56
- Finished
- 2011-10-23 10:09:22
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jaw2ek Oct 23 2011 @ 11:56
Darwin-approved.