Donald Trumps hair whispered to him now.
- Donald Trumps hair whispered to him now. It was his special money genie hair. It was his hair that gave him the good ideas. The only condition was that he couldn't cut it, no
- one knew this, but Trump's hair was in fact just one single hair, woven and folded in such a way that it covered the whole scalp and forehead. "I'm a genius" said the hair,
- & Donald repeated into the microphone "I'm a genius". Trump heard the voice of the hair most of his life & by following it's advise he'd become rich. He told noone the hair talked
- . The invasion of the hair pieces was almost complete. Trump? check. Carrot Top? check. Will Shatner? Not yet but we're working on it. Always one step ahead of the conspiracy, he
- loaded up his rifle and took aim at the next target: Lady Gaga. Okay, check that one off. Bieber, right? No, got him last week. You'd be surprised just how cathartic this was.
- A single tear fell down his cheek. As his finger begins to press the trigger, he whispers," Baby, I was born this way." His love for Lady Gaga was not enough to spare her from
- death. Now we are looking down at Lady Gaga's body as if we're in a helicopter. The pilot is fighting with the controls as we tilt wildly. Tears flood his face. It's the killer!
- They've killed yet another famous pop icon! We have to get control of this helicopter and warn Selena Gomez!" screamed the pilot as the helicopter slowly began to stabilize and
- he walked out of the door, with his Go Pro and took shots of the sea and the ocean. But then as he tried pulling out his parachute he realised its jammed and that it was
- the end. His mind went blank with panic but some instinctive part of him lifted his shirt and tweeted a few selfies of his abs and his screaming face before the final impact.
- Started
- 2011-06-08 22:50:54
- Finished
- 2014-09-24 21:17:11
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SlimWhitman Sep 25 2014 @ 14:35
LOL ending Blasted.