You & I are like ice cream & pie. You make

You & I are like ice cream & pie. You make me feel all... a la mode! We're so different. And yet my crunch & your cream make a delectable team, don't you think? I wish you & I were
fun instead of corny. But our parents watched America's Funniest Home Videos and Wheel Of Fortune. Those bone-chilling shows drained us of any comedy and now we must
fund comedic sustenance in moments of schadenfreude when Big Brother or Survivor: The Bronx contestants savage one another for a cork screw in games like alcoholic I Spy.
Or was that Spy vs. Spy? I can't remember my 1970s references. Anyway, the cork screw was lying there, mocking them.
Screwing in all directions, as if anyone would care. This is how we do it?
But then we saw this old lady staring at us...
It sent chills through my bones, like I could feel someone walking on my grave, but they were 80 years older than me. The staring was creeping me out.
as i realized that i was no longer human. i was a zombie. i had an extreme hunger for human flesh i bust out of my grave, and ate whoever stood in my way.But then i realized i
had no teeth! I was gnawing at the human flesh but nothing was happening!! What was I going to do? I was pondering this thought when all of a sudden it hit me...I needed to get to
the town as soon as possible. But suddenly i saw a man in white clothes coming. He is GOD taking me to heaven. And after that I lived happily .All i wanted to say a thanks to them.

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