My friends were all laughing away at their

My friends were all laughing away at their lockers and I asked what's so funny? They said my best friends girlfriend was a riot, I knew she was stealing my best friend so I decided
to weigh in on her plot. I left the humorfilled teenagers and struck a bargain with her; if I hid my best friend and she handled the negotiations, we could split the ransom. She
talked for what seemed like hours and I finally see them shake hands in agreement. I was so relieved. Just when I thought it was over, all hell broke loose. Kittens began to
sign up with the devil. If all hell was breaking loose the kittens thought, might as well be on the side with the guns. Once they became Evil Kittens, things changed. Drastically.
For you see, Evil Kittens may appear to be innocent; with their cute little faces, and wet noses and their whiskers...but with the face of innocence, one can truly become
lured into a false sense of security. Do you know what Evil Kittens do at night? The practice their ninja skills, they go through your medicine cabinets, they steal change out of
the Salvation Army kettles, and like to cross the street without looking both ways first. Then as they grow older they learn the ancient art of
origcrame. This is a unique hybrid skill combinging aspects of origami and macrame, popular mainly with hippies and retirees.
A worldwide paper shortage forced the origcrame fans to use alternate resources. The hippies and retirees would try using plastic bags with little success
When marijuana was eventually legalized, however, the hippies & retirees finally had what they needed to make & then smoke their crafts.They were no longer all tied up in knots.

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