The stranger acrossed the street. At the

The stranger acrossed the street. At the end of November, a new neighbour moved to my street...
He was tall & shady, & carried a plastic bag said to be filled with untold treasures everywhere he went. His house was grotty & half caved in. His car was rusty & half eaten by
plastic grubs,but somehow it still drove. spewing a sewagy dank cloud which made it simultaneously easy & challenging to tail him.The tall shady man with one black hefty bag turned
around and ran smack dab into a man wearing shades and a bunch of gold chains. "I'm the real Slim Shady," the man said. "No you're not," Hefty Bag Man replied. "I am."
Trump came from behind and said, "I am the real Slim Shady and I'm here today to tell you I started a war with Iran today." Suddenly a goose came up and ate the fakes and honked.
The goose then molted it’s skin and revealed itself to be in fact the president himself. “Quack.. I mean, cough cough, hello people of Earth, (outstretching his arms) I have come
To announce my running mate for the next election primary caucus, her name is Daisy, I Donald vow that within 4 years the Economy will improve with the implementation of many great
taxes, which will be collected from the public by my uncle Scrooge McDuck, and put into a college account for my nephews Huey, Louey and Dewey. As first lady/Vice president, Daisy
gave in to temptation when my other uncle, Ludwig von Drake, showed up. Daisy was smitten by him. They carried on a torrid affair, which was easy because neither one wore pants.
After the early desire subsided, and enough feathers had been ruffled, they broke off the affair. Ludwig von Drake retired to Canada. Daisy went on to act in Fowl Bros. Stag Films.

Started: 2015-09-19 21:36:22
Finished: 2020-05-16 15:22:42

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