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He lifted the rifle at the shooting gallery,

  • He lifted the rifle at the shooting gallery, aimed it at the carney for a joke. He pulled the trigger. The rifle kicked. Smoke from the barrel. Blood poured from the Carney's chest
  • The arcade lit up & bells rang! A clown came around the corner & handed Hank a giant stuffed caterpillar smeared with the carny's blood. "You WON the BIG PRIZE!" he chuckled &
  • strapped Hank and me into a railed car. "I had no part in this!" I blurted. The clown chuckled and pulled the lever. "There is ALWAYS ROOM for ONE MORE!" The car lurched forward.
  • And derailed. Pedestrians scattered in panic as the car span dizzily across the tarmac, trailing sparks in its wake. Hank, unperturbed, pulled out some knitting and began to fashio
  • N some electronic LSD in the form of Pokemon Go. Hank had recorded a song, "Rock and Roll and Mind Control", endorsing the same fake world he claimed to despise. Not just him!
  • Lots of people endorsed worlds they despised. LDS was just another avenue they could explore what they meant to themselves. If the astral plains were littered with Pokémons to capt
  • capture, they wanted to be a part of it. Even though Pokemon Go was a far off, distant trend, it was better than this terrible universe. It would be so much better to be in an AR
  • -GONAUT, and travel to ferocious islands full of bizarre beasts and godlike beings, none of them especially cutesy-poo. That was the life for the manly likes of me, brother. Jason
  • the A.R.G.O.N.A.U.T ain't a man like me. I got to boob world, he goes to n-noob world-d..." The drunkard's voice began to trail off. He'd been telling us about his adventures for t
  • he worst half of the last hour. The drunk passed out in my lap before I could ask him what A.R.G.O.N.A.U.T. stood for. “I want to go to boob world, too,” I mused.
Started
2013-06-24 15:30:29
Finished
2019-04-30 16:13:53

4 Comments

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    LordVacuity Apr 30 2019 @ 16:24

    Don't we all. Don't we all. I'm just saying.
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    Woab May 01 2019 @ 18:17

    I live in boob world, and frankly it's a bit much.
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    Woab May 01 2019 @ 18:18

    PS: I LOVED SchmallzBallz' finale.
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    LordVacuity May 01 2019 @ 19:04

    I mean in a boob world our president would be expected to be a boob. Our boob came at us unexpectedly.

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