She was four years old, enormously rich and

She was four years old, enormously rich and had a genius for obscenity. This put her on a collision course with
the town drunk and famously impoverished prude Helen O'Grady. One day the Susie, the four year old, was letting out a torrent of obscenities at passing ducks when Helen approached
weaving slightly and spilling Everclear from her dented thermos. “Suzie!” Helen yelled, “4 yr. olds who swear at ducks and wear such short dresses become whores and go to hell!"
Size ignored her & skipped off to play on the swings. Helen walked into a tree. It was the unrelenting years as a children's party entertainer that had caused this twisted hatred
of metal swing sets surrounded by trees. See, after the others left her to play on the swings, she'd walked head on into that tall oak tree. What was it doing there anyway?
And for that matter, she wondered, where was she? Who was she? What was she doing here and where should she go? She rubbed the knot on her head. How did THAT happen? She couldn't
remember anything, her name, her origins, what species she belonged to. In need of some sense of self, she declared, "I am Ukkok, from Plerm, of the great race Agoogly!" Passersby
Xzqx shouted, "Seriously? I'm an Agooglian from Plerm too! What fluRm do you follow?" The hapless amnesiac froze as she faced yet another impossible sitution. "Well, you see, I
Frogged nobody today on the street. The cigarettes ran out.
And so did everyone's patience. Funny how one minute you're out frogging on the street, the next you run out of smokes and people are yapping nonsense at you. Such is life.

Started: 2012-03-02 19:39:17
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