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Stan lost it this time. He'd been tutoring

  • Stan lost it this time. He'd been tutoring this nimrod for weeks without a breakthrough and now he was done. Stan gestured wildly and cursed at his pupil. That's when Candy started
  • unzipping her wrapper and Stan decided maybe calculus wasn't so important after all. He shut his trap and let Candy do her thing. After, she said "So you'll take the SAT for me?"
  • "Take the SAT? I will annihilate it, for you. But the SAT is 2 weeks away. I need to stay relaxed until then." Candy should've known. One "favor" was enough but this nerd wanted
  • more. She decided to humor him - acing the SAT was necessary to get into med school. Candy spread suncreen on his pimply pale back massaging it. "How to reach 1st base? " Wally won
  • dered, but little did he know that Candy wouldn't be prepared for his move toward physical intimacy, she was just enjoying the intelligent flirting. Dating a future med student
  • could pay off. He said" Before med school, I promise to take you to Miami, just the two of us." Candy knew he just wanted to get jiggy wit it wild, wild west style, but still gave
  • the RSVP a "maybe". That's when I saw this beautiful girlie who was just walking, I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking, if Candy wasn't interested, I would
  • lean hard and heavy on the horn to seize her attention. With that done, opening a car window to apologize would at least let me size up her voice, and other interesting attributes
  • . So I was really surprised when I opened the car window opened and a big burly manly man stuck his pockmarked face inside my car. I rubbed my eyes. Where was the beautiful woman?
  • Then I realized my frat brothers had LIED hookers weren't beautiful. But, how else would I lose my V if I didn't pay this she-man for sex. After a deep breath I said get in.
Started
2012-03-02 17:56:25
Finished
2013-07-17 09:53:18

2 Comments

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    CrazyBananas Jul 17 2013 @ 09:56

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyd_WXqZrK0 don't stories about "the first time" make your heart warm?
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    49erFaithful Jul 17 2013 @ 13:14

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjosMHLrvn4 Ah, the innocence of youth.

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