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This bitch had to go. Not only did she have

  • This bitch had to go. Not only did she have the balls to post a note in the breakroom in ALL CAPS, but she'd used comic sans font. I'd fashioned an office shiv out of post-its and
  • wrapped it a three inches layer of scotch tape, my USB coffee mug warmer melted it down. I filed a sharp tip on my cubicle wall. My Road Dog in accounting will help me to create
  • The perfect scene for a banquet when the queen arrives.
  • Arriving, the queen said, "What do we have here? A banquet for me?" When he said,
  • "Actually, Majesty, the feast is for your successor. We have something a bit different planned for you at the beheading block." Seeing her shock, the viceroy promised to save her a
  • nice hat for her head which he planned to have stuffed & mounted above his mantlepiece. "Your soon-to-be-former Majesty would look mighty fine in Uncle Fitz' bowler!"
  • "We wouldn't be caught dead in a gentleman's hat!" were her majesty's final words. He laughed as he placed the bowler on her taxidermied brow, but late at night he began to notice
  • the strange thumps in the hallways....the loud scrapes on the walls. Could he be dreaming? No...could he be MAD? Even if he could not see it, he could tell a bowler hat sound from
  • Bono's mullet. He knew he wasn't dreaming. He was wide awake in America, and he felt a rattle and a hum. It was driving him mad, knowing that there was no escape.
  • He needed to bullet the blue sky over a city where the streets had no names. Then, just one thing, one love, one Panama plan, would be enough for that Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

9 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Dec 31 2017 @ 03:49

    Damn, I think I got the wrong Central American country he sang about.

  2. IceSquad Dec 31 2017 @ 03:53

    Still haven't found what you're looking for?

  3. LordVacuity Dec 31 2017 @ 04:01

    With New Years Day just around the corner. Doh!

  4. IceSquad Dec 31 2017 @ 04:03

    Joshua Tree sustained me for months.

  5. LordVacuity Dec 31 2017 @ 04:07

    As it did me.

  6. LordVacuity Dec 31 2017 @ 04:08

    I did find it lacking moisture though.

  7. LordVacuity Dec 31 2017 @ 04:11

    I crawled beneath the red rock that hid no water. A red rock with no water. It had to mean something. If only I could reach through, to the meaning in it’s marrow. But rocks don’t have a marrow, I whispered inside.

  8. LordVacuity Dec 31 2017 @ 04:13

    The red rock thought it contained me but it was I that was containing any containing of the contained.

  9. Woab Dec 31 2017 @ 10:36

    Pretty good though, we went from "This bitch had to go" to her actual demise, display and some sort of haunting episode involving Bono.

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