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I had a dream that I was covering in whip

  • I had a dream that I was covering in whip cream and Pamela Anderson was there ready to lick it off, but before she could her tongue transformed into a
  • rabid goat, who proceded to mock my manhood and social life. Then Pamela's boobs exploded and covered my face in soya milk, which was quite weird. Then I woke up. What a freaky
  • social commentary, I thought. Corporations were milking my adolescent insecurities! I went online to search for security-enhancers: "Let's see... ADT, Norton, Life Alert, and
  • Mighty Putty. My outrage turned to comatose consumption.
  • The Sharper Image felt my credit card's fury and then I ate a whole pizza and took a nap. The next morning I looked on my doorstep and
  • saw that the entire lower half of my body had been spliced onto a lynx-point Siamese cat. This was going to make life very difficult for the both of us, & I knew Sharper Image was
  • the only sweatshop that would hire a creature like me. I was paid in the lower half of pennies spliced onto balls of yarn. The break room was filled with bodies.
  • The morgue was running low on storage space. We'd tried everything to control the influx of bodies. I suggested to my line manager that we get some large glass jars which
  • were on sale at Walmart . We could use them to house organs like the heart and throw away the rest of the body. The families wouldn't know because who checked to see if the body
  • was still alive. Nobody seems to care about family these days. Not even Walmart really are they all about the profit now organ farming and sales one stop shop

1 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Nov 30 2012 @ 13:46

    In the voice of David Lynch (note not his words), "Let the freak show continue!"

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