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I had a dream that I was covering in whip

  • I had a dream that I was covering in whip cream and Pamela Anderson was there ready to lick it off, but before she could her tongue transformed into a
  • rabid goat, who proceded to mock my manhood and social life. Then Pamela's boobs exploded and covered my face in soya milk, which was quite weird. Then I woke up. What a freaky
  • social commentary, I thought. Corporations were milking my adolescent insecurities! I went online to search for security-enhancers: "Let's see... ADT, Norton, Life Alert, and
  • Mighty Putty. My outrage turned to comatose consumption.
  • The Sharper Image felt my credit card's fury and then I ate a whole pizza and took a nap. The next morning I looked on my doorstep and
  • saw that the entire lower half of my body had been spliced onto a lynx-point Siamese cat. This was going to make life very difficult for the both of us, & I knew Sharper Image was
  • the only sweatshop that would hire a creature like me. I was paid in the lower half of pennies spliced onto balls of yarn. The break room was filled with bodies.
  • The morgue was running low on storage space. We'd tried everything to control the influx of bodies. I suggested to my line manager that we get some large glass jars which
  • were on sale at Walmart . We could use them to house organs like the heart and throw away the rest of the body. The families wouldn't know because who checked to see if the body
  • was still alive. Nobody seems to care about family these days. Not even Walmart really are they all about the profit now organ farming and sales one stop shop
Started
2011-07-28 15:58:39
Finished
2012-11-30 05:42:12

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Nov 30 2012 @ 13:46

    In the voice of David Lynch (note not his words), "Let the freak show continue!"

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