She looked around at the empty space around

She looked around at the empty space around her and sobbed.
She didnt know what was going on
She decided to call her husband. "I think someone stole our belongings!" But no. He decided to move out of the house. He didn't want to deal with her anymore. He was done.
He was going to live with her sister. She was the one who was really right for him. She wasn't as annoying.
She had 2 more sisters. He emailed all 4 women an excel spreadsheet with his visitation dates and projected length of stay calculated from their scores on his Annoyance Index
. However; the her sisters had their own index & made sure that his stays were shorter & more uncomfortable each time. He frequently went to sleep in the guest room & and woke in
the tub, stark naked. Although he had told his sisters he would only stay at the hotel for a few days, it had turned into a few months. So his sisters decided to kick him out.
It seemed cruel, perhaps, but he had stopped paying his rent and had it coming. It took quite a while before he got accustomed to life on the streets, but by the end of that month
That he started listening to opera and got himself a job selling tickets so he could getin for little or nothing. Renee Fleming helped him find a flat he could afford. His mum
was only too happy to see him go, since all of her glasses had been broken by the high notes on his recordings. People who live in glass houses shouldn't play opera music.

0 Comments

Want to leave a comment?