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It was a really snowy winter. It had been

  • It was a really snowy winter. It had been snowing for a week now and I couldn't even get out of the house any more.
  • I remembered back to summer, when I had run over my only shovel with the lawn mower. It hadn't seemed like a big deal at the time. Now, it was a very big deal.
  • How could he dig a hole large enough to bury the body, using only a silver plate soup spoon?
  • The first layer of silver had been ground away before he realized the spoon would be insufficient. He had three days, a spoon, a toilet & some salt. By the fourth bite, the nausea
  • had become his friend. It told him to look under the fifth tile. He did. It was loose. Under it was a gardening spade. Just then the cell door opened and
  • we thought we were caught...but it was only
  • a cat. Phew, i said, i thought for sure that was the evil wizard looking to trap us in his snowglobe!
  • I then smashed the snowglobe in a thousand pieces as I had seen enough snowglobes to last 1000 lifetimes including all 9 lives of that stupid cat.
  • I hadn't counted on one thing. This was no ordinary cat blessed with 9 lives. No, this one had 10. The last was a gift from Jesus for
  • spraying a Christ-like image on a piece of fabric that would later be called the Shroud of Turin, baffling scientists & theologians for centuries. This cat's 10th life would prove
Started
2010-12-29 05:23:08
Finished
2011-01-06 16:14:03

2 Comments

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    Euphorium Jan 06 2011 @ 16:17

    Oops... last line, huh? Sorry guys. Ah well... anyone care to add a last "last line" below? Here's a start: This cat's 10th life would prove...interminable.
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    RhettOracle Jan 06 2011 @ 16:42

    Try this: This cat's 10th life would prove interminable, much like this particular folded story. When suddenly...

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