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One day there was a girl named Bernice who

  • One day there was a girl named Bernice who was walking down the street. She was walking her dog who had a cone on his head. He had a cone on his head because he had recently been
  • chewing on his vetinarian. The vetinarian, obviously, did not approve, and set the dog on a two-week diet of pills and "grape" medicine. The dog, at that point, bit the vet again.
  • The vet knew he had a "grape" allergy. Damn him. The following morning, on the way to the regional transportation center, Milo had an idea about forging the document.
  • But the idea required follow-through and knowledge. These were two ingredients that Milo was short on. So he gave up. Just like everything else. It was easier and so he ate his
  • idea, paper and all, and then made himself some hot chocolate. He didn't put the pink marshmallows in, because he thinks pink is yuckeroony. Giving up was his forte. So it was down
  • the hatch with just the plain old hot chocolate. Four hours earlier, his sister had poisoned the pink marshmallows, overestimating his love for the mallows. He hated pink, so Grama
  • made little houses out of them with toothpicks. How could things go so horribly!? Grama wasn't supposed to be part of this. But, she had a plan to dispose of the marshmallows by
  • going back in time and killing the freakin' genius who had invented them. Paradoxically, the marshmallow creator was none other than her grandfather, which meant that
  • owing to his untinmely death, she would no longer be able to ask for S'more. Despondent, she tried to eat the chocolate with just the graham, but it wasn't the same. Suicide was
  • impossible as marshmallows buffered her in all directions. Suicide by s'more was impossible. So, she
Started
2011-01-18 14:45:02
Finished
2011-01-30 11:57:49

2 Comments

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    RhettOracle Jan 30 2011 @ 12:00

    Foul on my part. I completely missed this was the last line. 10th line redux: "impossible as marshmallows buffered her in all directions. The Stay-Puft Marshmallow man consumed her and she would spend eternity in marshmallowy gooeiness."
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    nravstar Jan 30 2011 @ 14:00

    I 'liked' for the revision, then. :-)

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