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He burrowed further to acclimate himself

  • He burrowed further to acclimate himself with the wild creatures. They warned him that he was crossing a line. The "Meerkat Man" knew he had to one with these gentle beasts.
  • Meerkat Man had a troubled background but he'd made life being with the little critters. He picked up some scat and could feel the warmth of it, it had been inside of her. Werner
  • stuck his tongue out at the whole meerkat clan. He'd left to become a dancer, but had returned a celebrated game show host.
  • Hey, a meerkat's gotta do what a meerkat's gotta do. He makes a ton of money, reads from cue cards and cracks a few jokes. His value to to clan survival is secondary, pushed out
  • by the mob for a lame joke he fends for himself in the underworld of has been entertainers. Sid, Frank, and I formed the Meercat Comedy Gang. We took turns looking out for hecklers
  • like this one desert eagle who keeps inventing sexist interpretations to our meerkat stand-up comedy. I was meant to be on watch, but Frank was in the can, so Sid took over for
  • Marko, who had a bad case of itchy bum. It was a disaster; Sid didn't have the slightest idea where to point the XT73-4, so Sylvia ended up with half a doberman and singed
  • nipples. All in all, it had been a pretty distasterous day for all of them, actually. So the three of them, Marko, Sid, and Sylvia decided they'd call it a day & go square-dancing.
  • Thereby breaking the golden rule that folks involved in triangular relationships should not join knitting circles or other shape activities. At the square dance Marko, Sid & Sylvia
  • couldn't fit in due to their triangular relationship. Society's jeering drove them to a home in the countryside, where they lived happily until Sid ran off with the butler.

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