The man with a machine heart whispered to

The man with a machine heart whispered to his armless companion in binary: 100111010010110
which means... On, off, off, on, on, on etc... The man with the machine heart had previously eaten too much salty food
if that's even possible. The man with the machine heart fell in love with the vending machine.
Vendora was her name. Jarvik admired her sleek lines, how she displayed her wares so prominently & the cute way she so reluctantly gave change. Loving a vending machine wasn't easy
but Jarvik was hopelessly in love. He brought her gifts - Susan B's were her favorite, but she eagerly took his Sacajawea's too - & in return, she gave him a bounty of junk food.
There was Popeyes chicken, twinkies, and more. Not one healthy item in the basket. Dr. Gdujfhjj was alarmed when he found out. Jarvik was overweight and nearly had a heart attack
when they placed the blood pressure cuff on his right arm. Dr. Gdujfhjj immediately recommended that he
start applying leeches in the evening to relieve his high blood pressure. Dr. Gdujfhjj further said that twenty dollars would be fair for this visit, and gave him a jar of leeches
and a king cobra. "Choose cure!" Dr Gdujfjhalahi said in Hindi. But before the red faced BP 200/110 man could say "I don't speak Hindi", the friendly cobra bit him in the eye.
Falling into a vat of petroleum jello, whereby the venom mixed, he arose as the superhero, Cobra Eye. Notice not "Cobra Eyes." Yeah, he lost it, but still made out pretty well.

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