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I believed before anyone even told me that

  • I believed before anyone even told me that there was Someone or something to believe in. I knew it in the deepest of my being, as if I had come from the spiritual realm myself.
  • Other kids went full tabula rasa, but I entered the Earth realm with a leg up. I had a passport to Hiranyaloka; I knew how to dissolve soul solutes into the infinite. The solution
  • But I digress, as I said, I entered the earth realm with one leg up, and as a result kicked the doctor right in the eye, his good eye, when I pass through the vagina, and
  • just as he was recovering, whacked him the chin. My head was so big, it got stuck on the way out. The doctor needed an extra pair of hands. A old delivery room nurse lurched over
  • and yanked my head from its uncomfortable position. Unfortunately, my vertebrae came with it. "Oh, no," she said. "That's the third one this month. Doctor, I'll go gets some glue
  • for my broken fingernail," said the nurse. "You just do that sweetie," said the doctor as my cranium and spine waited impatiently on the gurney. Meanwhile, I left this mortal coil.
  • This trouble & toil. This blistering boil. Meanwhile Doc just chats up a Goil, with chipped nail while my organs & limbs act as backdrop & foil.. Doc looked over at my split head &
  • Played Weird Al Yankovic's video "Foil". We laughed so loud the upstairs neighbour vowed to toil at silencing our tinfoil.
  • Now, this was a surprise to the tinfoil. It hadn't known it was involved with any of this. He had thought he was on the way to a cookout at the beach. It hadn't even said anything!
  • Tinfoil knew what it had to do.It was not going to be easy,nor would it live to tell the tale.It was what was best for humanity. Tinfoil threw itself into a fire, without a sound.
Started
2013-07-11 01:00:17
Finished
2017-08-21 11:58:39

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