Her skin-tight T shirt read: 'Hey! Check

Her skin-tight T shirt read: 'Hey! Check out my knockers! Aren't they tremendous!' OK, it didn't say *exactly* that, but that was the message I got loud and clear. I decided to
go and change my shirt which read "Hey! Check out my scrawny limp penis! Isn't it gross?". It was a great laugh-getter at the geeky places I hung out, but Miss "Wide Load" might
go against "Pizza Face" in the air hockey tournament. Last year "Pencil Dick" was the champion but that was because "Four Eyes" had lost his glasses after he'd been punched
by Pepe LePew's wife. She was the champion. She was the woman who married Pepe LePew. Now she owned forty acres of CandyLand and held tariffs on Molasses Swamp. Air hockey was
the table on which they played this odd game of Acme wives Monopoly. Porky's wife Petunia Pig had bought up all of Gumdrop Forest and put three hotels
by clearing the forest. They were playing with the little known 'evil developer' rules extension. Petunia seemed so mild-mannered but secretly she was angry because of the bacon
acid side effects. The wrath of Petunia found its way in the establishment of the New Order of Evil Rules of Misconduct. Petunia's red eyes gleamed with fury as the gaming
was interrupted by an official that had swallowed his whistle. Every breath by the official was followed by a whistle confusing competitors. Petunia took her eye drops and returned
them to the person she had borrowed them from. They were laughing so hard at the whistle swallowed by the referee he dry heaved. He was still blind because the contacts weren't in
and was starting to panic. Then, one of the children accidentally kicked the ball right into the referee's gut, causing him to vomit up the whistle & crawl quietly to the sideline.

Started: 2011-04-29 15:48:40
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