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Then wonder woman sold her invisible jet

  • Then wonder woman sold her invisible jet to the third in command of Al Qaeda. He was not as charming as Bin Laden was, but Bin was dead. She sold the invisible jet for
  • the corpses of three afgan warlords and then proceeded to use to revive the corpses to be her mindless undead slaves. Al Qaeda then used the invisible jet to fly, but then it was
  • Easter, and they had forgotten their Easter dresses. Fortunately, they weren't Catholic; if they were, they would have been so embarrassed that they couldn't have
  • the last laugh. The dung beetle dung collection would just have to wait. It was time for Supernun, his favorite Catholic Channel show.
  • The TV blared. "Hey, non-heathens! It's time for the show about an uCONVENTional twisted SISTER who's second-to-NUN. She's Supernun! With her sidekick, Wooden Ruler, she fights
  • perVERsion,FORnication&dePRAVity! Supernun flowed on screen in old fashioned habit holding Wooden Ruler.Have you been GOOD?"she intoned.I gasped in recognition turning up the volum
  • of my boombox which was blasting The Beatles "Revolver" in reverse, hoping that the satan sounds would bring this fierce SUPERNUN to her knees.
  • But she moved her eye-patch over her good ear and could not hear the banal generic 60's pop tunes! Pirate Nun had me foiled as her ally Secret Agent Priest snuck in through the
  • ventilation shaft to rain hail on my marries. I shifted from defense to assault and slammed my Doc Marten on the overdrive pedal and melted the faces off the Papal Assassin Guild.
  • "And that's the end of the story, my little darling", I said to the already sleeping three-year old. I kissed her on the forehead. "Sweet dreams."
Started
2011-08-14 16:52:14
Finished
2012-05-17 16:54:55

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