We reveal a new way to speed up cancer drug

We reveal a new way to speed up cancer drug discovery: free medical knowledge! We passed a law stating that all medical knowledge is to be freely obtainable, now rich and poor can
"benefit from the public mathematics of organic being," as one editorial phrased it. "Yeah, sure -- cancer is profitable," said carriers of the uxMR12 gene and demons from the
childhood I had gathered around and had a mean dance. How do I describe a mean dance? It's sort of like the Fox Trot except
for the speed. Yeah, a mean dance is a foxtrot mixed with River Dance. I come from a small town and dancing is all that we have. No radio, no TV. Just a mean dance..
The other towns nearby held events for nice dancing, but we could only perform our town favourite: mean dance. They stopped inviting us after Mr. Thomas got a little over-enthused
on extasy and tried to merge the two. Nice mean dance offended everybody, including Mrs. Thomas. She divorced him on the spot. We took our mean dance home but promised a rematch.
But this rematch was not to come. One of our rivals lost a foot to diabetes, and one of our dance team was in the army and needed his leg amputated. I never quite had the heart to
point out that he still had two left feet even after his amputation, so we kept him on the dance team, held up by an intricate scaffolding on wheels, hidden under a pants leg. We
considered “pulling an FDR” by keeping his handicap secret, but finally we thought a double amputee on our dance team would earn us brownie points for compassion. That was until we
realized that he was true, dyed in the wool, genuine, 100% real masher. It isn't funny to say, because of his not having legs, but he was a relentless skirt chaser. Racist also.

Started: 2014-11-21 16:24:05
Finished: 2022-02-16 22:18:15

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