I just remembered the other day when I forgot

I just remembered the other day when I forgot how to take a shower in the middle of taking a shower. It was the left hand side half. That means only one boob got wet. I don't mean

to be explicit, but I noticed the non-wet boob was glowing, turning red and giving off steam. The boob must be mad. I quickly splashed some water on it and give it a good caress

It give me the glad nipple. I knead it some more. Strange consistency, this nolonger wet nolonger angry non-wet boob. Does not compute. It's mother board must be silicon.

A knock on my bedroom door- Mom. I manage to tuck my sexbot collection behind the drape, but one was left on & keeps moaning. Bible raised, Mom charged the drapes: "FILTHY WHORE!

Of course the bot was voice-activated. It lurched forward arms outstretched, just as bible-toting Mama reached the curtains. Mama blurted out more profanity, awakening the others

and soon foul-mouthed, bible-thumping Mama found herself being chased down the street by a pack of wild, voice-activated robots. Luckily, one of her curlers fell from her head and

Began to transform into a giant mecha unfortunately this mecha was coded to only be usable by one Shinji Ikari. Mama at the moment had no way to travel to Asia, let alone Japan. so

she begrudgingly allowed her consciousness to be uploaded into a nanobot army which was perhaps the only chance to fight the mech. Maybe we could get in touch with Ikari while she

was controlling the nanobots. It'd be great for strategy, allowing her to adapt immediately upon new military information being uncovered. But how does one talk to a virtual brain?

The same way you solve a problem like Maria! Send it to the Alps to nanny for the precocious children of an ill-tempered naval captain and you’ll be talking to it in no time.