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I just remembered the other day when I forgot

  • I just remembered the other day when I forgot how to take a shower in the middle of taking a shower. It was the left hand side half. That means only one boob got wet. I don't mean

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  • to be explicit, but I noticed the non-wet boob was glowing, turning red and giving off steam. The boob must be mad. I quickly splashed some water on it and give it a good caress

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  • It give me the glad nipple. I knead it some more. Strange consistency, this nolonger wet nolonger angry non-wet boob. Does not compute. It's mother board must be silicon.

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  • A knock on my bedroom door- Mom. I manage to tuck my sexbot collection behind the drape, but one was left on & keeps moaning. Bible raised, Mom charged the drapes: "FILTHY WHORE!

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  • Of course the bot was voice-activated. It lurched forward arms outstretched, just as bible-toting Mama reached the curtains. Mama blurted out more profanity, awakening the others

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  • and soon foul-mouthed, bible-thumping Mama found herself being chased down the street by a pack of wild, voice-activated robots. Luckily, one of her curlers fell from her head and

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  • Began to transform into a giant mecha unfortunately this mecha was coded to only be usable by one Shinji Ikari. Mama at the moment had no way to travel to Asia, let alone Japan. so

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  • she begrudgingly allowed her consciousness to be uploaded into a nanobot army which was perhaps the only chance to fight the mech. Maybe we could get in touch with Ikari while she

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  • was controlling the nanobots. It'd be great for strategy, allowing her to adapt immediately upon new military information being uncovered. But how does one talk to a virtual brain?

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  • The same way you solve a problem like Maria! Send it to the Alps to nanny for the precocious children of an ill-tempered naval captain and you’ll be talking to it in no time.

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