This was not your average rocking horse.
- This was not your average rocking horse. This particular horse had been furiously forged in the fiery fires of deepest depths within hidden Hades. Fourteen thousand fingers
- had worked to the bone on it, and the Rocking Horse of Hell was finally complete. It was then sold at an auction in northern Kansas to a girl who
- didn't appreciate it nearly as much as she should. Hell's Rocking Horse was a wooden Night Mare the likes of which Kansas hadn't seen since the time
- they consented to let Supernatural use their song for the theme to announce their season finales. Still, here and now, she was having trouble feeling grateful, so she was offered
- a 60 day retreat at the Aboomahari cave in Nepal where a fundamentalist monk would teach her the 'Art of finding Joy in your heart even after you've been raped, mugged, robbed, etc
- for Dummies." But the cave was evil. An evil birthed before anything that could be known as consciousness. Before evil. A time when the black chaos ruled the planet. The cave
- breathed and, deep within, its bloody heart hungered for something unattainable. Susan tossed the rope down and then threw a flare after it. The flare nicked off the cave's far
- out cave painting. It was the first 'representative' painting of a psychedelic drug induced trip by a prehistoric tripper. The ghost of the tripper Ug wanted Susan's hula hoop
- which Ug would use to hunt deer. The cave painting sold at auction for a record sum. Well, it had to be cause no one had ever bought a cave at auction. Also on sale were
- some unpopped kernels of popcorn from 50,000 years ago, and some embers from the same fire. Surprisingly, there were no takers.
- Started
- 2011-08-14 02:01:50
- Finished
- 2012-03-11 22:37:31
2 Comments
Want to leave a comment?
Sign up!
SlimWhitman Mar 12 2012 @ 05:01
I dig.
murielschipp Mar 12 2012 @ 16:21
Lol, it starts with an auction, it ends with an auction...