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"Do you like to dancy-dance? Yes, I wore

  • "Do you like to dancy-dance? Yes, I wore my party-pants!" I woke with a start as "German-Sparkle Party" music replayed over and over in my head. I'm going to kill her for showing
  • me that damn song, as much as it irks me, I can't get it out of my head. I groaned as I heaved myslef out of bed. Another day of summertime, and just a bit longer till senior year
  • and I can't get this song out of head. I can't get it stop. It's a terrible secret. It's just this little tune, this little phrase, it goes like this, "Activiaaaaa." My senior
  • patients at the hospital sing it all the time. Jamie Lee Curtis has brainwashed them, even the men. The Activia shoots through their system like a Dannon cannon, but their appetite
  • is a whole different matter. Not that it would have made any difference: there's no more food at the hospital since the arrival of the
  • Heavy Metal Apocalypse Where the water went red and hot wings started raining from the sky.
  • A hair metal band started to play. The music seemed familiar. But this band was so obscure that nobody had heard of them. The club was packed on a Saturday night.
  • That also was strange. I liked to have my club with me on Saturday night just in case the evening surprised me with a game of golf. She couldn't explain why she packed it away.
  • "I guess I was just hungry," she offered lamely. "Great heavens, woman!" I sputtered, "Who eats a perfectly good gold club?" "I was iron deficient," she said, her eyes filled with
  • small spanners that tumbled theatrically down her cheeks, "I just can't stay on top of my vitamin intake," This was absolutely ludicrous, I grabbed my golf balls and vanished.

1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Oct 17 2016 @ 22:13

    Pretty cool we got three different flavors of packed in three folds.

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