So I wanted fight crime of course, but since

So I wanted fight crime of course, but since the spinnerets grew in a more accurate location than on my hands, I didn't dare - no one wants to be rescued by someone who shoots webs
-eries' at the drop of a hat. If you are rescued by them, they will make you watch their terrible youtube videos and you can't yell, "BORING!" Because, well they saved your
videos you made last year with that girl you met on Craig's List. You know the ones. So you may as well go ahead and jump out of the car right now. When you hit the ground, try
to hit it running. Ha ha. Now watch this & weep. "The video cut to a scene of a man wearing an elf costume with a bunny mask & ball gag. His chauffeur rolled up the partition windo
w, there was a scream and then the tape went to static. "So what do you think?" Manatee P.I. wiped some algae from his lip and said "Looks like somebody had a case of the Mondays."
Upon hearing this, the woman let out a cry of rage and mild consternation, somehow. "THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE, YOU SEA-DWELLING FOOL!" she cried, flinging herself at Manatee P.I.
who was thrown to the ground. Back at the station Chief Inspector Dugong was concerned about the progress of the case. He telephoned Manatee P.I. who was struggling under the lady
wrestler who was currently trying kill him. Manatee P.I. answered his phone with one hand while struggling to maintain his chokehold. "Yes, Chief Inspector Dugong, How can I help y
u i o p a s d f g h..." Manatee caught himself. He was hallucinating that he was a keyboard. He threw the wrestler through a window and again spoke to Dugong over the phone. "j k l
semicolon apostrophe! ENTER!" By the time Dugong could summon the nerve could reply, his ears were met by the sound of Manatee's iPhone crashing through his one remaining window.

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