I woke up today and stepped out side for

I woke up today and stepped out side for my daily run only to find that the street that I live on had disappeared completely, just a single stone remained.
Construction was everywhere. Up and down what used to be my street, construction workers shouted at each other. I have no idea how I slept through that noise.
But it didn't matter. They couldn't force me to leave. Eminant domain my ass. I strolled outside in my ratty bathrobe, kicking over a few orange cones. My house was my castle & no
body could make me go. I opened my bathrobe & flashed the construction workers, hoping to scare them away. But they only laughed & pointed. If they were going to tear my house down
, they were going to have to manhandle my naked, fleshy body first. I was at the top of the stairs when the wrecking ball smashed into the kitchen, shattering glass & pot plants
and I lunged for it. I was naked, fleshy but strong as a chapped cow udder. I held that wrecking ball with shocking verve. Thrillingly, I swung across the New Jersey landscape
like greater men of spiders and bats, and for once in my life, I felt like a real hero. I decided that from this day forward, nothing would escape my udder domination! I dubbed
bubblingly the froth from my titillating teats "In your face!" as I swooped onto neverdogooders and evildoers from the mooaning darkness. I am Moo Man, leaping the baleful moon in
the night, dancing around with My Moo friends and praising The Great Moo, Mother of cows. Because I, the Moo Man, am telling you that there will be time, when Her Moojesty will
awaken from the great barn beneath the waves .Her tentacled udders flailing. All Hail the Great Cthul-Moo!

Started: 2013-12-30 23:30:05
Finished: 2015-02-26 00:41:34

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