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  • Mama is so ugly, she
  • moved out when we asked her to take out the trash. Poor Mama, now she
  • ended up breaking both her legs while taking out the trash. Despite her being my mother, I knew I couldn't waste the meat. So I
  • took the meat from her hands while the paramedics took her into the ambulance. Upon turning towards the house, I tripped over an ambulance chaser and the EMTs had to turn back for
  • me. I laughed and they glared. Mom, who was waving, accidentally pused my sister, who fell on the sidewalk and broke her nose and ribs. The paramedics were not happy at all.
  • Even though they were making mucho bucks pasting back together any which way. These grumpy doctors attached my sister's sinuses to her chest cavity and then billed us for $70K.
  • We were quite happy with our lips and still do not understand how we spent $70K to have duck bills installed on our faces. The wife says we did it for the selfies but I never take
  • selfies. My boss sure as hell did not like it when I showed up at the office the next day sporting my new look. He said that unless Howard the Duck was going to start listing with
  • The the same realtor, sales were going to be plummeting. Howard The Duck couldn't sell condos because there were too many to even rent. There went my job!

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