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  • The ad flashed noisely in front of my retina, giving me a headache. The cyberimplant made sure the government could bombard us with advertising at any moment. This was getting wors
  • e every year. Something had to be done about this. Someone had to take a stand, and that had to be me. I grabbed a spoon and started scooping my eyeballs out of my eye sockets.
  • Of course, when I say eyeballs, I really mean ice cream scoops, and when I say sockets, I really mean tub loads. Everyone watched in silence, as I slurped it up, like Linda
  • Hamilton would role offerings.I had eaten my way halfway through the ice-cream-tub,when I noticed the hairs."That's odd",I thought,scoffing down another scoop of hairy vanilla,when
  • Harry and the Hendersens showed up. The big oaf gestured with his woody forearms, "That's my ice cream!" I didn't care, I kept eating. He didn't cry when someone drank all my
  • Glenfarclas did he? "I flicked my tongue around the melting ball of vanilla icecream & rolled my eyes in appreciation. Bigfoot groaned or growled and Harry & the Hendersons lunged
  • Towards Wilma and her apple as Mr. Tomatohead entered the room. "Hiya!', he said as he strode towards Bigfoot and Harry and the Hendersons. His feet were huge, as were his eyes.
  • In fact, Mr. Tomatohead was basically two giant eyes planted on two giant feet. He looked pretty ridiculous. "Doesn't he look ridiculous?" Applejack asked. Twilight nodded and
  • readjusted his chair. Looks like this was gonna be a long night. "Just leave him alone now, Jack."
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2016-05-05 08:08:03
Finished
2016-05-07 16:54:04

1 Comments

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    dTwanty May 07 2016 @ 06:06

    Linda Hamilton IS an icon, that's true...

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