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I'm a satellite scavenger, a dangerous occupation.

  • I'm a satellite scavenger, a dangerous occupation. Governments & corporations don't like their technological secrets getting out. You have to b e quick. I'd narrowed the impact
  • to this McDonald's Play Place. I held out my satellite net and waited for the (likely) alien technology to crash through the roof above. But a kid in the ball pit started throwing
  • up all over the place which really skeeved me out. I scampered out of the pit just in time to avoid being horribly crushed by an object resembling a giant Rubik's cube. Ah Ha! I ye
  • -lled because I had learned what am A-Ha moment was from watching the View. Then I peeled the stickers off the Giant Rubik's cube and made it look like I had solved it. This made
  • me feel so much better. My ataxophobia crippled me when I wanted to leave and the Rubik's cube was not finished. Now, I could leave. Just then I saw that she had left out
  • the tiny beaver that's meant to be inside all Rubik's cubes. Ataxiophobia can be confused with OCD, but let me explain a few things about it to you as we leave this popsicle stand.
  • OCD has a tendancy to make people really difficult to ne around whereas Ataxiophoboa makes people just kind of difficult to be around. It may seem like a trivial difference, but
  • filling out this healthcare paperwork is a pain. They don't even have a box for Coulrophobia, do I check the "other" box and just write it in? AAH! I'm so confused, so I decided to
  • just write Coulrophobiac as my middle name. That way everyone would know. I left the rest of my healthcare paperwork blank. My family history of circus performers was to much to fi
  • nish. Lobster boy, the bearded lady the list really does go on and on and there isn't a check box for this type of medical history how do you even begin to explain

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