I'm telling you Bob, the guy's not normal.

I'm telling you Bob, the guy's not normal. I've been a chiropractor for 30 years. Jack's pushing 40 but his bones have evidence of growth spurts. He comes to me once a month
he asks me to realign his back. It's always after a full moon. When I start cracking I see scars and tufts of wolf hair on his back. Once there was blood on his lower back and
one night, during a full moon, I saw the transformation. As I began to crack, his body began to convulse, and all at once,
he was transmogriphied into a werebunny. I couldn't help myself, and burst out laughing in disbelief. His white fur-lined body looked positively comical, and his ears almost squirr
ted out the solution to the Fermat Theorem. That killed my laughter quickly. I could not believe how close it had been that a werebunny had done what even Paul Erdos hadn't done.
Paul Erdos was a Bunnyman who played piano better than humans. He played "Music For Rabbits" by Sergei Romanov (1823-1894). It was a jumpy piece of work, overall. Humans hated it.
But bunnies ate it up like so many tasty carrots. Rabbits, you see, have not only an ear for music, but two very long ones, and so can appreciate Paul Erdos' genius.
While rabbits appreciated Paul Erdos’ genius, they weren’t keen on his eccentricity, especially his ability to live out of a suitcase. The rabbits just had too many possessions to
store, and a suitcase would not fit their demands. So Paul could go on without them, they decided, and they escaped into the night, to Paul's horror and depression.
Paul had been abandoned by everyone he once held dear to him. He joined a street gang, making a living through robbery, kidnapping and extortion. It was his revenge on society.

Started: 2012-10-29 17:26:02
Finished: 2018-05-14 21:20:17

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