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Spacebar. Backspace. Spacebar. Backspace.

  • Spacebar. Backspace. Spacebar. Backspace. Spacebar. Backspace. Spacebar.
  • Semicolon, colon. Backspace. Backspace. Semicolon, colon. Backspace. Backspace.
  • The punctuation had been separated into two teams. The "Backspacers" and the "Semi Colons." This was going to be a key battle for control of the shift in power between
  • the garrulous and the editorially constipated. Semicolon marauders barreled in from the west. We were out of options. The Backspacers scrambled their F11s. Cap's lock on the
  • LOOSE. Control and Home were Shifting as a #tag attack started to End the Semicolon marauders. !@#$Q$~% the function keys were stuck and the Backspacers were about to
  • break off the keyboard because they kept trying to break up the fight between Tab and Enter by erasing their crazy alignments. Finally, Caps Lock yelled "STOP!!!" All the keys
  • froze. Then & (always the peacemaker of the keyboard) tried to mediate before Tab and Enter walked away from negotiations. "F#@!% YOU!" cried Shift suddenly and all hell broke
  • loose up in that piece. The top row numbers were lobbying QWERTY for phase-out of the number pad numbers. "Nobody needs you!" they argued. But Ctrl-Alt-Delete showed
  • them all the power of 3 key combos. Not to be outdone, the function key F12 teamed up with L to lock the keyboard. The user,on a deadline, began two fisted typing. The keys flew
  • into the air with the force of his hammy hands, and they all screamed their last words in sync-"SHIT, I LEFT THE KETTLE ON!"
Started
2012-11-08 20:55:34
Finished
2012-12-17 23:19:49

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 18 2012 @ 04:29

    When the ASCII set works together, we get a coherent story, see? ;-)
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    jaw2ek Dec 18 2012 @ 13:17

    \| |¯ /¯\ | | | |¯ |¯| |¯| ¯
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    49erFaithful Dec 18 2012 @ 13:28

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