For Mother's Day I got my wife an invigorating
- For Mother's Day I got my wife an invigorating 3-minute internal vaginal massage followed by an all-expenses-paid solo sandwich making workshop right in out kitchen!
- I settled in on the sofa for remote cardiovascular training with some light pom pom lifting. Doc Spin's therapy sessions brought the zing back into our marriage. My wife said "Hon,
- I'm sorta tired of the whole lesbo cheerleader fantasy thing. This time let's role play the pool boy & naughty rich lady game." I hated wearing that red thong. But my wife really
- smells and her stench kept my mind off the thong I had to wear. This time I had had no time to take any puffs of ammonia or rub a layer of ointments under my nose. Greedily my wife
- examined the compensation awarded in my life insurance policy and debated whether to poison me or suffocate me. If only I could escape or open the window. My wife cackled an evil l
- augh and said, "It'll look like an accident." "Wait!" I said, "I've got cash in a Folgers can!" "Where?" my wife demanded. "Uh...the basement! Next to your taxidermy table behind
- the pizza oven. My wife always wanted to know about my cash. She only wants me for the folded paper that I have in my pocket. It makes me feel used. But I like feeling used because
- it makes me feel like cash--which is used. My wife's nickname for me is 'Yuan' as she's embraced the new economic realities. Our friends think my name is Juan, mispronounced, & tal
- k to me in Spanish...poorly, I might add. I must always correct them. "I know that nothing's free in this world but that doesn't mean you can put a price tag on me." "Oh Yuan don't
- speak!I know just what you're thinking...Just name your price and let's get this over with."I jumped in bed and it was all better said than done.
- Started
- 2013-05-09 10:23:07
- Finished
- 2014-08-17 15:34:41
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