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The ninja killed him, slashing brutally across

  • The ninja killed him, slashing brutally across his chest. He had no chance. The samurai guardsmen came running, yelling "Intruder in the castle!" but it was too late, he was gone.

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  • Not every character can last as long as Janet Leigh's in 'Psycho'. Life is a fickle thing. Why, just the other... *whoosh* *dodge* ha, nice try, Ninja ...day, scientists reanimated

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  • a lot of Disney cartoons that didn't need it. Then when they ran the film, it was like there were two Steamboat Willies. The Scientists clearly were out of control at Pixar and

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  • needed to rely less on 3D and other gimmicks. It was great when they focused on better writing and incorporated clever humor that could be enjoyed by adults and children alike.

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  • The old kook blathered on about how things were heaps better back in the day. His grandson Noah balked but 65 years later, Noah gave the same talk to his grandson Blorg. Another 65

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  • years later, Blorg sat down with his son Vergo. Only, he didn't have a son. So he called up his daughter and told her. His daughter told him she didn't care. Vergo hung up and felt

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  • around in the Void for a lump of clay. His fingers were baffled for they did not like the Void and they were sure they were not going to like whatever clay turned out to be.

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  • These were feral times and there was no escaping the fact the socio-economic collapse was speeding forward. George went out hunting for meat and brought home some treats for his

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  • family, which consisted of two half siblings, an uncle, and his pet cockroach, Steve. George was proud of his catch of the day and spread everything out on the table.

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  • He then proceeded to eat them all because he needed the protein from them all to develop more muscle mass.

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3 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Aug 19 2016 @ 00:33

    That is a fine kettle of fish: a fine kettle.

  2. LordVacuity Aug 19 2016 @ 09:01

    I just realized that I thought the list of what constituted his family was that and not the list of the treats he had brought. So in the final line I had pictured him as a cannibal who ate his family.

  3. Dhanithecat Aug 19 2016 @ 12:41

    That is ok! That is what folded stories are for...hahahah.

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