Never have I thought about something that

Never have I thought about something that big before. It was as big as a baby whale in a vast pacific ocean.
I paddled on to get a closer look. As I neared I saw that it was in fact a baby whale. Only, it wasn't moving. "Time to do my duty!" I announced, pulled on my goggles and dived in.
It took me a moment to acclimate to the temperature of the ocean water. I swam closer to the baby whale and saw that it was stuck in some garbage and debris. I started clearing it
away, but then I realized that this was no whale. I was freeing a shark! I stopped and swam back, but it was too late: the shark was free, and was heading right toward me
fast. I didn't panic. Sure, it was a hangry hammerhead shark that I had just mistakenly release into the water with me & I must look like a nail to it. Papa always did say, "You go
inside a shark, you go head first." Taking my papa's advice, I positioned myself head-first into the hammerhead's throat and welcomed my delayed demise. "Chomp," said the shark.
At first I was confused at the lack of pain, and fact that I remained alive. "Ha ha on you," said the shark again, "I was speaking with my mouth full!" "Didn't you Mam teach you
proper acting technique?!" thundered Scorsese at the cowering shark,"We don't pay you to chat the actors up, we pay you to CHEW them up!" The chastened shark bared its teeth at me
. “I’m a predator. I’m a predator” it mumbled to itself as its great jaws clamped on to my torso. The shark stopped mid-bite. “ Sorry, Mr. Scorsese, I’m just feeling it.” CUT!
The credit rolls, but this moment will live, forever on.

Started: 2014-12-08 01:12:56
Finished: 2025-08-06 05:46:57

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