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As I sit on a bench, I can see a man and

  • As I sit on a bench, I can see a man and a woman across the park talking to each other. The woman sits over the man, and it looks like they are talking about their dreams.
  • The man says: "If only you'd get off me- I can't breathe!" The woman: "I wish you'd speak up, Dear, I don't hear you." Clearly, they're in a crisis. Being a couples counselor, I go
  • t under her fat ass, tickled her fancy, & only then did she move off of her husband's semi-blue face. (Counseling is not for the faint of heart.) As soon as he could breathe again,
  • he pulled himself up against the wall. "You leave me breathless," he wheezed. "As do you you," his large lover beamed. She gave him a spine crunching hug. "Ah! My back!"
  • "Oh dear" the gargantuan woman said. "Here, let me help" She effortlessly picked him up and squeezed him again. His back made a sickening snap, but it did feel better after
  • all feeling left his body, and he could feel no more. "You monster!" a child cried. "You giant of a woman murdered my father!!!"
  • The woman looked back at the child, and he glared at her, and then she walked off into the night, leaving the child and the body of his father.
  • Detective Manatee and his sea monkeys were called in by the father's ghost. Detective Manatee was the only qualified human and he came quickly to call
  • upon their main suspect, Madame Mae East. They had history so when she opened the door Manatee grinned and said, "You told me to come up and see you. Here I am, up and seeing you."
  • "Yes, I did Hugh and here you are. But I gave the invite before I knew you were a stinking detective. I don't have anything to hide Manatee, but that doesn't mean I want it seen."

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