You're all probably wondering why I'm hovering

You're all probably wondering why I'm hovering above your table. Well, I'm dead, and unfortunately I have to haunt you guys. Let me tell you why. It all started back in 1982 when I
peed on a tree. A guy haunted me while i was peeing and asked me to view his penis. I screamed "NOO" but he was sooo happy about his penis that he made me view it.
I recoiled i horror and began screaming. He just laughed maniacly. It was really wierd looking, and was old and hairy. I almost bashed my head against a tree to death, but
then he said " hey kid, do you want to lick my icying?" AND I DID!!!
The icying was so good but when he laughed I got suspesious and walked way.
Away from the life I had,away from those leeches I called friends. I had to overcome the fact that I was an african american in a racist society. In that day I decided "I'm going
coo coo for coco puffs." I was going to embrace the commercialized raced dialogue in the furtherance of sugar cereals and finally reclaim my Americanhood by
ODing on coco puffs. I knew Kookoo bird going "coco for coco puffs" was just an allegory for drug abuse. Sugar was a drug with potential. I became 'The Sugarbaron' smuggling cane
sugar in live Puertorican sand beetles. It's just a matter of stuffing the suger in their asses and setting them loose just before the border. Since they are attracted by the smell
of napalm in the morning sun, we have to wait until the hills are bombed. Once that smell hits their olfactory glands, there will be beetles everywhere, and we will be victorious.

Started: 2011-04-23 16:39:39
Finished: 2012-02-20 03:17:24

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