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My head rang, the blistering sound causing

  • My head rang, the blistering sound causing slight pain. I looked over towards the wall, where my cost hang, i would never be able to outlive what happened with that coat.
  • Even for fifteen long years I couldn't get pass the memory that lurked in the darkest places of my mind. So
  • with that I continued unto my journey with sword in hand. Trying not to think of that devastating night.
  • And with sword in hand I hacked my way between the trembling ranks. "BLUUHH! UUGGH! AARGHH! NEERGH!" They cried, just before they died. I took
  • a selfie with their lamenting widows. I then posted a youtube of my pillaging and village burning. I then tweeted, #BARBIANSROCK,
  • The hashtag that I posted, #BARBIANSROCK, got me 10,000 followers on Twitter! I just knew it; I was close to having as many followers as Obama or Caitlyn Jenner now. Was I delusion
  • -al? You bet I was! With new-found vigor I sprinted to the nearest hilltop and yodeled like Tarzan must have after he'd "married" Jane. My call was answered by a shower of bullets
  • from the gun barrels of local Swiss militiamen. Luckily, their aim was off, having not fought anyone in ages. But their barrage of chocolate bars proved deadly. After eating 20, I
  • saw of troop of Valkryies riding towards me. They all looked like Wilford Brumley and they were looking for me. Swiss chocolate and diabetes were the end of me. I grabbed another c
  • hocolate & ran. A Brimley valkyrie landed in my path, lecturing me on Quaker Oatmeal & Liberty Medical. I cast a spell saying “Diabeetus begone!” & it vanished in a puff of smoke.
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    Woab Jan 16 2020 @ 15:15

    "BLUUHH! UUGGH! AARGHH! NEERGH!" Perronicus' line cracked me up.

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