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The first thing that hit me after the crash

  • The first thing that hit me after the crash was the sound. Or the lack thereof, I should say. One minute we were traveling toward L.A. at 100 mph, the next we were buried in a pile
  • of secrets. Dracula was in there, and a friend sayed "DIE MONSTER, Y U NO BELONG TO THIS WORLD" I have'd nostalgia of Symphony of the Night, and i sayed "Symphony of the night brb"
  • Right then a Zubat appeared, and with all my might I used my trusty Magickarp. Zubat used Sonic Wave but Magickarp resisted and used Shooting Teh Lazor!!!, Zubat fainted.
  • But then, those damn pokemon rangers appeared around the corner and began shooting these wierd-ass little disc things around me. They screamed, "U E SUPER DUMB" I was pissed, so I
  • pulled out a shotgun out of nowhere and
  • effortlessly transformed it into a butterfly. "Man, it feels great, controlling the universe. For my next trick I'm going to eat the entire
  • universe and let's see what happens." We shivered
  • our timbers and set sail. Not a one of us had more than 3 days sailing experience but after losing everything in the dot-com crash we threw in on a 30-foot vessel and prepared to
  • go pirating, in the spirit of doing something in every sense of the word. I had even cut off my leg in favor of a peg one. I adjusted my eye patch and set my impaired sights on
  • the CD burner in the corner of the room where I was burning MP3 files that I'd downloaded from the net to sell to friends.
Started
2011-04-23 10:39:22
Finished
2011-04-23 23:30:36

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