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It was quiet, now that the crowd had moved

  • It was quiet, now that the crowd had moved on. The sun wilted into the west. I sat slumped, missing her like
  • a clock without a face. "Sit up straight," she would say, "it's bad for your back!" but she's not here. Time passed but I lingered. She was gone or at least not in the vicinity. M
  • was the name of one of Bond's handlers. They all went by a letter. There was only ever 26 handlers of Britain's elite spies. M was okay, but the team O and K were the best.
  • Teams D U & H bungled the Bulgarian spy ring so badly that Bond was lucky to escape from grimy Bucherest with his foreskin intact. M met him at Harwich docks as he emerged from a
  • Cocoon that had protective colouring. 2-1/2 years later, Bond had a new car, actually a used Vibe with built- in flytraps. These he used to hide from his current enemy, Dr. Yes.
  • Bond knew that Dr. Yes could never say no. So he challenged Dr. Yes to a duel. The rules were simple. Whoever could kick the other harder in the dick would win. Little did bond
  • know that Dr. Yes wore a nitroglycerin filled codpiece. Dr. Yes knew physical shock could detonate his codpiece, but agreed to the dick kicking duel. Bond went first. BOOM!
  • The Dr. peered down at his crotch & realized he had gone from "Yes" to "No". Bond received a prosthetic foot w. retractable claws, Air Max soles, & toes that doubled as ladyfingers
  • in case he got hungry for tiramisu. Bond's sidekick, Ms. Honey Badger was an excellent pastry chef and a great spy, among other things. "You look like the cat who got the cream, Mr
  • Bond!" exclaimed Dr. No. "No, No," said Bond, " I just have a little of Honey's cream on my face." Well, everyone laughed and forgot why they had been arguing in the first place.
Started
2014-05-03 00:19:09
Finished
2018-01-02 15:41:47

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 02 2018 @ 17:27

    LOL. Foldingstory origins of Dr. No.

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