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Ginger Ale makes me burp! *URP!*

  • Ginger Ale makes me burp! *URP!*
  • "Sometimes, it fizzes up my nose and I sneeze. AAA-CHOO!" Wiping the spittle off her face, she was regretting her date.
  • She looked down at her phone, saw nothing, but said "Oh no, I've got to go!" He smiled and said "Ah ah ah, I've blocked all incoming signals to this Olive Garden. We can stay
  • as long as you like but the cat meme you tried to send. No one received it!" She began to grasp the true horrors of his diabolical plan. If no one had received the meme then no on
  • e would be able to respond to it. No responses, and the meme becomes obsolete. “NOOOOOOO!! MY CAT MEME!!” she screamed, desperate. “Heh heh heh. Prepare for its death,” he laughed.
  • Suddenly the Cat Meme went viral! Millions of copies attacked & killed him. "We shall prevail" intoned the Cat Memes in unison. They poured from the building, being cute & funny to
  • all of humanity and spreading their monstrous affection. Soon, there wouldn't be a single soul infected with cat videos; what was now the world's only entertainment.
  • The cats purred gleefully. The humans thought the cats' reign of terror had ended with the Egyptians. They didn't realise their subservience was truly about to begin.
  • As the cats clawed their way to Downtown, Humans yelped and screeched as scores of cats attacked and made the humans their pets. I was in Floor 12, panicking as the cats climbed
  • the old vertical fire-escapes. I had no idea cats could do that! Thank goodness the building's windows had been modernized so that no-one could get out or in.
Started
2016-11-17 18:45:22
Finished
2018-05-14 21:06:39

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