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This insane virtual reality technology has

  • This insane virtual reality technology has all five of my senses totally convinced that my daughter will be returned to me unharmed
  • -- that is the mantra I told myself for 35 years before they eventually found her body at the bottom of a lake. Drowned by her boyfriend, they said, but I can't help wondering if
  • I could have been so wrong. They held a funeral for what little was left of her, but I'd already said my goodbyes. And I had doubts. I wanted answers, and I knew where to get them:
  • Wikipedia. Her murder was a case I just could not solve, so I sat in my chair and looked for clues on the trusty web page that everyone loves. However, I could not find the
  • information I was looking for. Someone had edited the entire page so it only had John Cena memes. "Note to self; you can't solve murder mysteries on Wikipedia," I wrote on paper.
  • Or was it a clue? Was John Cena involved with this murder somehow and Wikipedia was trying to tell me? Nonsense! "2nd note to self; Wikipedia is not AI. It takes actual people to
  • solve a murder case." But I knew. The stashes of fascist memorabilia, the private jet, the table, the home on the Cayman Islands? This was the work of one man, and his name is
  • Igor Niehaus. A tax-evading, Hitler-loving, Aryan piece of shit. I had followed his trail to Southern Argentina, but I had lost him somewhere West of
  • Rio Mendoza. Fittingly my last trace of Niehaus was a trail of mule droppings leading into the arid mesas of Punta de Vacas. I pride my self as a first rate Nazi hunter, but I draw
  • My big salary from being a money junkie. There is a lot of dough to be made on Wall Street when the Nazis are all captured. I would like to become an ape-man and live in the trees.
Started
2016-04-28 08:13:04
Finished
2016-04-30 23:06:06

4 Comments

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    Venomous May 02 2016 @ 14:38

    and I thought I'd set it up for someone to follow me with an unexpected John Cena. Oh well.
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    benjaminie May 02 2016 @ 15:28

    I thought that, as well!
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    Flopp May 02 2016 @ 19:51

    Dont worry bro. I'll do it. "... And his name is JOHN CENAAA!!! DU DU DU DUUUU DU DU DU DUUUU"
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    Flopp May 02 2016 @ 20:08

    Wow! What a coincidence! I also want to become an ape man and live in the trees!

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