Her kids loved dinosaurs, but she couldn't
- Her kids loved dinosaurs, but she couldn't take them to the natural history museum with its lies about evolution and how the earth had existed longer than the Bible said.
- H-E-double-hockey-sticks, even the gosh-darn, nazi, pedophile pope believes in the big bang theory. Rumilda, the home-schooling, born-again, mom decided to let her dino-loving kid
- live out the fantasy for a little while longer. Millions of years sound better than a few thousand, and her Rumilda's kid's days were numbered anyway. He'd sinned and would pay
- his school loans off finally. He had a professional certificate in management from DeVry, earned a bachelors in crime scene investigation from U of Phoenix and was
- a Certified Medical Assistant. ITT felt great to be Kaplan off her education with a Well earned Everest.
- assent up the left face. The winter trip was like climbing into a Coldwell and was expensive thank god my Banker was providing the Capital for the
- illegal excursion up Teddy Roosevelt's left nostril at Mt. Rushmore. An overrated historical figure, I was also glad that the statue of him at least kept its nose clean. Inside,
- was the fallout shelter for Jimmy Carter. It hadn't been remodeled since the 70s so it had a groovy zebra print and some 8-tracks. Also in Teddy's nose at Mt. Rushmore, was a silo
- for an Atlas F built in the Kennedy years.It was programmed to take out Nikita Krhrushchev's secret Dasha in Crimea. But the real secret of Mt.Rushmore was buried deep in Old Abe's
- left pupil, an alien portal whose trajectory pointed SW directly at a mysterious crop circle in Fresno, CA. Nobody was aware of the million of aliens colonizing under South Dakota.
- Started
- 2011-01-06 14:57:09
- Finished
- 2011-10-23 00:03:18
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Chaz Oct 23 2011 @ 00:58
Strange goings on in them thar Black Gold hills...
SlimWhitman Oct 23 2011 @ 04:40
From evolution denyer to alien colonies in 10 lines.