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Her kids loved dinosaurs, but she couldn't

  • Her kids loved dinosaurs, but she couldn't take them to the natural history museum with its lies about evolution and how the earth had existed longer than the Bible said.
  • H-E-double-hockey-sticks, even the gosh-darn, nazi, pedophile pope believes in the big bang theory. Rumilda, the home-schooling, born-again, mom decided to let her dino-loving kid
  • live out the fantasy for a little while longer. Millions of years sound better than a few thousand, and her Rumilda's kid's days were numbered anyway. He'd sinned and would pay
  • his school loans off finally. He had a professional certificate in management from DeVry, earned a bachelors in crime scene investigation from U of Phoenix and was
  • a Certified Medical Assistant. ITT felt great to be Kaplan off her education with a Well earned Everest.
  • assent up the left face. The winter trip was like climbing into a Coldwell and was expensive thank god my Banker was providing the Capital for the
  • illegal excursion up Teddy Roosevelt's left nostril at Mt. Rushmore. An overrated historical figure, I was also glad that the statue of him at least kept its nose clean. Inside,
  • was the fallout shelter for Jimmy Carter. It hadn't been remodeled since the 70s so it had a groovy zebra print and some 8-tracks. Also in Teddy's nose at Mt. Rushmore, was a silo
  • for an Atlas F built in the Kennedy years.It was programmed to take out Nikita Krhrushchev's secret Dasha in Crimea. But the real secret of Mt.Rushmore was buried deep in Old Abe's
  • left pupil, an alien portal whose trajectory pointed SW directly at a mysterious crop circle in Fresno, CA. Nobody was aware of the million of aliens colonizing under South Dakota.

2 Comments

  1. Chaz Oct 23 2011 @ 00:58

    Strange goings on in them thar Black Gold hills...

  2. SlimWhitman Oct 23 2011 @ 04:40

    From evolution denyer to alien colonies in 10 lines.

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