I'm hungry for bacon. Give me some. Right

I'm hungry for bacon. Give me some. Right now.
Porky wasn't sure what to make of the demands. When he'd been asked for sausage, that had turned out fine, but bacon? Sweat beaded his brow as he eyed the exit.
Porky shot up and bolted for the exit, getting out before security had time to stop him. He hopped into his gold Ferrari and sped off. They wouldn't have his bacon. He wouldn't
give it up. He wouldn't! His wife told him he had to bring home the bacon & that was exactly what he intended to do. Porky glanced in his rearview mirror.Security was still chasing
him, closing in. He noticed the driver: Goofy! "Say, you're Disney, not WB!" Enraged, Porky pulled a switch on the dashboard and steaming liquid hogfat sprayed from the tailpipe.
Goofy guffawed, "Gawrsh, what a road hog... Oh no, not hog fat! That's going to ruin my new paint job!" "Nonononot hog fat," babbled Porky Pig, "Energy!"
Goofy and Porky were warming up for their first rehearsal. It was Detroit theater in the summer. Awful. But it was work. They both were cast in Waiting for Godot. Porky was apprehe
sive. "G..g...g...Godot shoulda should should have...be here by now." said Porky. "Eee-Yup shur 'nuf." said Goofy. They waited by the lone tree in the desert. The play lasted
until a blind Mickey walked in with Pluto on a leash. "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" Porky said. Goofy protested, "But ain't Godot a-comin'?" An Act 3 was improvised. The crowd aged
5 were all bored & starting to cry & scream so the characters did their tap routine, sung a chorus of 'Bring me Sunshine' & bowed off the stage to general indifference.

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Finished: 2014-05-17 06:29:51

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