She had begged and plead that he go to a
- She had begged and plead that he go to a synagogue so the demon attacks stop finally. But he had never wanted to go, so she drove him there and got out of the car with him.
- This synagogue was in a new part of town for her. They almost got lost. The GPS suddenly went on the blink, and at the worst time. The buildings were all new, built overnight. Odd
- Job threw his bowler and sliced gashed her cheek. She normally didn't like to fight. She tasted her own blood and a primal rage erupted and she
- ate her own head, peeling after peeling, cheek, neck, eyelids. All the while chanting: "It's only a flesh wound!"
- Monty Python meets self destructive beauty cult commercial reached its peak with the fish slapping intended to as skin astringent.
- Interestingly enough, I couldn't actually believe my eyes. Did all that really happen? Or, was it merely TV prematurely influencing my inner workings?
- The option it turned out to be was that although my eyes had been duped the sight they gave helped me see the TV's premature ejaculation miss my inner workings & short circuit the
- toaster. How the heck was I gonna fix my bagels in the morning now that I was blind and toaster-less? I blamed society, and took to walking the streets wearing a sign which read:
- "I can't see you, are you there? Feed me a bagel i have no toaster and im blind. Eat my ass." Hopefully some kind stranger on street would oblige.
- Sadly, he flunked Panhandling 101, especially the rule “Don’t insult the marks.” Telling marks “Eat my ass” got him no handouts. He graduated the course, achieving REAL starvation.
- Started
- 2016-05-19 15:05:39
- Finished
- 2019-12-19 16:57:30
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revital Dec 19 2019 @ 21:30
I just burst out laughing in the break room at work ????
Woab Dec 22 2019 @ 13:37
Sorry! We should have warned you that might happen.
SlimWhitman Dec 23 2019 @ 06:34
Yes, FS is NSAW!