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Un día Samuel, Edu y yo nos fuimos a hacer

  • Un día Samuel, Edu y yo nos fuimos a hacer parkour. Samu iba saltando todas las cosas que se iba encontrando mientras yo le grababa y edu no hacia nada. ¿Podrías seguir tu esto?
  • Dani intentó imitar al maravilloso Samuel, pero tropezó y calló de boca contra el suelo. Estuvo 3 días en el hospital pero la parte buena esque consiguieron cortarle el pelo.
  • But no one understood Felipe Gómez. It was the early 80's, Three's Company. No one understood Spanish back then. Jack Tripper would own the restaurant. Felipe was so angry
  • that he considered taking all of Jack's towels, the his ones, the hers ones, and the other hers ones. Felipe ran through Tripper's restaurant, whirling the stolen towels like an
  • asshole teenager in a locker room, snapping the towels at the restaurant patrons' butts, giggling, then running away. What kind of drugs was Felipe on anyway? Tripper called the
  • shots around here. No d-bag named Felipe was going to whip rat tails and fling spitballs around here. That was Tripper's territory. So Tripper made his fingers into a 'V' and aimed
  • and sligshot (slingshat?) a twinkie which zipped over Felipe's ducking head and hit Mr. Morgan right in the nose. Mr. Morgan was an ex marine and Trippers ass was toast.
  • Felipe snickered at Trippers' situation, as Mr. Morgan leaped through the air and landed before the boy. He rasped: "I'm 'unna eat this twinkie, and I'm 'unna kick yer ass after."
  • Time slowed as Felipe measured his life span in twinkie bites. Cream and spittle foamed from Mr. Morgan's toothless grin. "I'm a ready to kick yer ass guud."
  • Oh no! He said. I hope I don't die. The end.

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