A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal
- A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal at the counter. When done, he gets up, shoots the bartender and leaves. Why?
- Everyone knows that pandas eat shoots and leaves, but this panda was packing serious heat. The Binelli shotgun echoed
- loudly throughout the zoo. The investigation began immediately into who had allowed a shotgun into the panda's
- den. It was clear what happened when investigators found that the panda had written a goodbye letter with the words
- Goodbye, I have gone to a far far better place with uncounted virgins and an unlimited supply of
- Swedish Fish and Yuengling. Where does one start? While scoping out the scene, I thought it rather odd not to see
- Mel Gibson ranting and raving there, but maybe it was his 'off' day. I wandered up and down the lane until I saw the sign. It was like a sign from God, except that God never left
- his mark so obviously. The sign said "God was here!" Was he joking? It was a brothel with topless women hanging out the window. I suppose that
- God could be here, who says he wouldn't want to get his
- drink on and his smoke on, and go home with, something to poke on... - Dr Dre
- Started
- 2010-07-23 22:19:43
- Finished
- 2010-11-13 12:48:10
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RhettOracle Jan 21 2011 @ 23:02
Someone has read the excellent and fun punctuation book, Eats, Shoots, and Leaves!