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A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal

  • A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal at the counter. When done, he gets up, shoots the bartender and leaves. Why?
  • Everyone knows that pandas eat shoots and leaves, but this panda was packing serious heat. The Binelli shotgun echoed
  • loudly throughout the zoo. The investigation began immediately into who had allowed a shotgun into the panda's
  • den. It was clear what happened when investigators found that the panda had written a goodbye letter with the words
  • Goodbye, I have gone to a far far better place with uncounted virgins and an unlimited supply of
  • Swedish Fish and Yuengling. Where does one start? While scoping out the scene, I thought it rather odd not to see
  • Mel Gibson ranting and raving there, but maybe it was his 'off' day. I wandered up and down the lane until I saw the sign. It was like a sign from God, except that God never left
  • his mark so obviously. The sign said "God was here!" Was he joking? It was a brothel with topless women hanging out the window. I suppose that
  • God could be here, who says he wouldn't want to get his
  • drink on and his smoke on, and go home with, something to poke on... - Dr Dre

1 Comments

  1. RhettOracle Jan 21 2011 @ 23:02

    Someone has read the excellent and fun punctuation book, Eats, Shoots, and Leaves!

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